Regular listeners to the radio show know that, like many perceptive and intelligent people, I suffer from coulrophobia, or fear of clowns. Irrational? Silly? I don’t think so. Check out this story from Tucson, Arizona:

“Four people are in custody, accused of holding up area check-cashing businesses dressed as clowns.”

No one should be surprised by this story. In fact, at the risk of being accused of wardrobe profiling, I suggest that anytime anyone sees a clown, he should immediately contact law enforcement. Trust me. Nothing good will happen from neglecting to do so. Allowing these white-faced, giant floppy-shoe clad, polka-dot wearing, fake red nose displaying characters to run amok in your neighborhood is a recipe for disaster.

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