Why did Nancy Pelosi go to Syria? I’m glad that you asked.

1. She needs to strategize with Assad’s government about new ways for ensure the failure of the elected Iraqi government.
2. She heard Botox injections cost half as much there.
3. Castro’s under the weather, so since she needs to talk to someone who hates America as much as most of her caucus, Bashar Assad will have to do.
4. President Bush thinks it’s a bad idea.
5. Good time to leave the country because “The View” is on vacation this coming week, and without Rosie O’Donnell, where is she supposed to get her talking points?
6. It will further a critical objective of newly-elected democrat majority, undermining American foreign policy in the middle East.
7. It’s for the children.
8. Now that both houses have passed the democrats’ Enemy Enabling and Encouragement Act of 2007, she needs new ways to let the Islamic fanatic headchoppers to hang on because “there’s a new Congress in town.”
9. She can’t stand to be in the country while Sanjaya survives another week.
10. She wants to show the Islamic world that an bare-headed infidel can be on their side.

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