Listen up, fellow freedom-loving Americans. The gun grabbers in Springfield are at it again. As the NRA advises in an alert I just received “Tomorrow, April 16, the Illinois House will more than likely vote on House Bill 4357 and House Bill 758.
HB 4357, introduced by Representative Edward Acevedo (D-2), would ban countless semi-automatic handguns, rifles, and shotguns, as well as .50 cal. rifles and ammunition. Any person who lawfully owns a firearm banned by the legislation would be permitted to keep that firearm so long as they have registered their firearm with the Department of State Police within 90 days of the ban’s activation date. This registration includes previously owned firearms, as has been done in other areas. The ban would include numerous autoloading hunting rifles and shotguns, autoloading .22 rimfire rifles, some 19th century pistols, as well as many firearms with a “military-style appearance” used for self-defense, target shooting and hunting.
The House will also consider HB 758. HB 758 would ban the private transfer of firearms, even if you possess a valid Firearms Owner Identification Card.
Both HB4357 and HB758 are outright attacks on your Second Amendment rights and must be defeated!
It is critical that you contact your State Representative TODAY and urge him or her to oppose both HB 4357 and HB 758! To contact your State Representative please click here.”
Yesterday, after I got back from Wal-Mart and finished cleaning my guns and I put my Bible down, I had an epiphany. Now I completely understand why Malignant Michelle Obama is so bitter and angry. It’s not her “racially-conscious” (read “obsessed) attitude. It’s not the fact that she can barely get by on her $300,000+ a year salary because of having to pay for her affirmative-action enabled Ivy League education. It’s because her husband, He Who Walks on Water, never says the three little words that are the secret to a happy marriage. As a veteran wife myself, I can say with absolute confidence that it’s impossible for a marriage to succeed unless the husband has mastered the ability to say these words on a regular basis. Those words, of course, are “I was wrong.”
Michelle cannot be happy because her husband is always right. She is married to the man who is never wrong. He wasn’t wrong for taking counsel from a racist, anti-American, raving lunatic for 20 years because that guy is retired, and besides, he never heard those “offensive” statements. He wasn’t wrong when his economic adviser told the Canadians not to take his anti-NAFTA statements seriously because that was just good politics. MMM …that sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Saying one thing to one group and something else to another for political reasons. The many faces of Barack Hussein Obama. Which one makes you most nauseated?
Now Barack Obama says he was absolutely right when he told a crowd of rich Chardonnay sippers in Marin County that the mouthbreathers in flyover country are bitter and angry, which is why they actually take religion seriously and believe in the 2nd amendment. Check out this video on my YouTube page at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZzwKpdcgbA
Don’t you love the part “I said something everyone knows is true?” Everyone knows that and it’s just that he “didn’t say it as well as [he] should have?”
He was right about one thing. When he said there are a whole lot of folks in his hometown who are bitter and angry and feel they’ve been left behind, he’s correct. The problem is that the people he’s describing are his wife and the other members of Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s Church of the Black Panther. He also doesn’t mention that he and other liberals have done, and continue to do everything they can to nurture that anger and bitterness in the hope of bolstering their own political fortunes.
Why is it that whenever the TelePrompter-dependent candidate, Barack Hussein Obama, says something stupid, he refuses to just admit it? Why must he always claim that “no, no, no, what I said was absolutely right. I just said it inelegantly.” Barack, I got news for you. You’ve got to own your words, and not just when you’re speechifyin’. There are no retakes in the Oval Office, babe, and the Dick Durbin after the Pol Pot speech style “I’m sorry if you were offended” apologies are really starting to wear thin. If you get elected we’re going to have to have a new cabinet post: Official Explainer of What the President Really Meant. In the meantime, maybe there’s a branch of TelePrompTers Anonymous that someone could hook you up w ith. God knows you, Mr. Not Ready for Prime Time, desperately need it.
For the last couple of days, the MSM has had two obsessions. One is those teen imbeciles who beat up another kid so that they could post a video of the whole episode on YouTube (don’t these dimwits know that the first rule of Fight Club is that you don’t talk about Fight Club?).
The other is that polygamist group in Texas, who all look like they’re appearing in some low-rent revival of “Oklahoma,” which based on his latest remark, is apparently is how Barack Obama views the rest of us.
Let’s examine the brilliant, articulate man-god’s latest idiotic remark, shall we? If you haven’t heard it, referring to small-town voters in Pennsylvania, here’s what he said:
”It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
Is it just me or does it appear that when this guy speaks off the cuff he comes off like a person without the sense God gave geese?
Once again, BHO’s supporters find themselves in the awkward position of always finding themselves trying to explain away more evidence of who this epitome of elitist liberalism really is.
“Cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment?” I’ll translate this statement, made to a brie and chardonnay crowd in Marin county, California when He Who Walks on Water thought no one would find out. “Unlike educated sophisticates like us, these mouth-breathing rubes actually believe this religion thing and take that mumbo-jumbo seriously. Sure, I joined a church in Chicago when I was a “community organizer, ” but that was about getting some street cred. I never really bought into it, and hey, it didn’t hurt that the pastor was a former Muslim, who understands what a rotten, racist country this really is. Is it any wonder that these poor saps also don’t understand why our body guards are the only private citizens who can be trusted with firearms? If they lose their jobs, the first thing they do is look around for someone to blame, just as you’d expect from typical white people. They really aren’t capable of understanding much, but not to worry. When I’m in charge, I can make sure that they have just the amount of freedom that’s good for them.”
I can’t wait to see the talking head shows later this morning. Pinheads like Tim Russert, Chris “the Screamer” Matthews, and George “I look like an aerobics instructor, don’t I?” Stephanopoulous will practically wet their pants discussing the political impact of Obama’s gaffe. Notice I said the political impact, not the substance. Substance is beyond the intellectual ability of these mentally-challenged airheads, even they had the slightest interest in it, which they don’t because their team will always be on the losing side of that battle. So let me save you some time and tell you what the political impact will be.
To borrow an adjective from BHO, the typical Obama supporter will not find this remark the least bit troubling. Oh yes, they’ll pretend that they do and try to explain that it’s not what their guy “really meant,” but in fact a remark like this one makes Obama more attractive to them. The Obama buttons on their lapels are like the NPR pre-set on their radios: a badge of honor that proves that they are not only smarter, but morally superior. The question is whether some undecided voters will continue to bend over backwards to avoid connecting the dots so that they can give this slick con man the benefit of the doubt. The Amerika-hating pastor/mentor of 20 years, the “typical white person,” the desire to coddle terrorists, the plans to go hat in hand to appease our enemies. The evidence is all there. It is ridiculously obvious that Barack Obama inherited the anti-establishment attitudes and beliefs of his Marxist atheist beatnik mother, who like the lippy spoiled brat he married, malignant Michelle “give us something” Obama, had contempt for the traditional American values that the people he maligned hold very dear.
And by the way, Barack, if you want to see “bitter,” you should check in at home, babe. Your old lady is the poster girl for bitter, angry entitlement.
Every day Barack and Michelle Obama tell us who they are, and every day their apologists try to tell us they aren’t who they are. Who are we to believe their apologists or our lying eyes?
Back when I was studying for my Master’s final, the Husband thought it would be nice if I had a little fun project to give my fevered brain a rest from memorizing the enzymes in the Kreb’s cycle (don’t ask) or other aspects of Exercise Phys that would be on the test.
Years earlier I had told him about how much fun I had as a 9 year-old with a model called “The Visible Woman,” a miniature anatomical model of the human body with a clear transparent shell enabling a viewer to see all the organs inside. I remember painting the liver a beautiful garnet, and carefully painting the indentations inside the shell blue for veins and red for arteries. So he figured what better toy for me than a similar model called “The Brain and Skull?” I loved it! Every couple of hours, I’d take a break from the books and work on it. I painstakingly painted the cerebellum, the cerebrum, even the corpus callosum, and assembled them into a drop-dead gorgeous little brain, about 1/6th actual size, or approximately the size I imagine inhabits the craniums of most network news anchors.
Some of you might find it presumptuous for me to cite this experience in certain contexts, say, to suggest that I am qualified to perform brain surgery. And yet, judging by the latest statement from He Who Walks on Water, which regular readers and listeners to my various radio shows know I’ve been Barack Hussein Obama since 2004, I am absolutely qualified to take a scalpel to your skull. In fact, I’m more qualified than people who have been actually performing brain surgery for years. Consider the following statement he made in San Francisco regarding his choice of a running mate, reported on the Huffington Post:
“Obama took a question on what he’s looking for in a running mate. “I would like somebody who knows about a bunch of stuff that I’m not as expert on,” he said, and then he was off and running. “I think a lot of people assume that might be some sort of military thing to make me look more Commander-in-Chief-like. Ironically, this is an area–foreign policy is the area where I am probably most confident that I know more and understand the world better than Senator Clinton or Senator McCain.”
“It’s ironic because this is supposedly the place where experience is most needed to be Commander-in-Chief. Experience in Washington is not knowledge of the world. This I know.”
First of all, who is he–Alanis Morrisette? Is “ironic” really the word he’s looking for here? Let me translate this Obamaese: “In other words, here’s what I’m saying folks: the paradox is that because I have NO experience in foreign policy, I’m the MOST qualified. I was did after all major in International Relations.” (Yes, he did say that last year on Chris Matthews’ show, which no doubt inspired more of that leg-twitching in the MS-NBC screamer that happens to him whenever the man-god speaks.) Oh, yeah: this is the person we want in charge of keeping us safe in a post-9/11 world, particularly given his views about “restoring” habeas corpus rights to foreign terrrorists.
I’m not the least bit surprised that Barack Obama thinks he knows more about foreign policy than Sens. McCain or Clinton. It’s clear that he thinks he knows more about everything than anyone else on the planet.
The last guy to tell us that inexperience was a resume enhancement nearly destroyed the country, and BHO is the second coming of the King of the Useful Idiots, Jimmy Carter. This statement is still more proof.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. The resident ditz on ABC’s “The View” (and on that show, that’s saying something, believe me) and sometime “contemplative conservative” Elisabeth Hasselbeck says “me too!” as she joins the slobbering over Barack Hussein Obama.
It was pretty much what I predicted. Not since the embarrassing admission by supposedly serious journalist Lynn Sweet of the Chicago Sun-Times about wishing she could follow Barack Hussein Obama into the locker room at the health club, for reasons that I can’t even come close to thinking about without having my cringeometer go completely off the charts, have we seen women swooning and slobbering over BHO as we did on last Friday’s episode of ABC’s daily hen party, “The View.” They’ve got their own “serious” journalist, the ancient Barbara Walters. Interestingly, she’s been pimping this special that’s airing tonight about living to be 150. All I can say is she should know. I don’t mean to give an old lady a hard time. After all, who am I Barack Obama? Of course, I don’t think that my saying that Barbara Wawa should head down to Havana and change Fidel Castro’s diapers is same thing as Barry Hussein throwing the grandmother who raised him under the bus, even is she is a “typical white person.”
Granted I have been blessed, or some would say cursed, with an exceptionally well-calibrated BS detector, which is why I wonder if all of you find it as frustrating as I do to watch Obama these last several years and see the inexplicably positive reaction many have to his con artist act. I stand in open-mouthed shock at the apparent inability of even intelligent people to understand what they’re seeing. His supporters remind me of a woman whose husband is cheating on her. She finds the credit card receipt for the hotel on the day he said he was out of town on business. She finds the lipstick on the collar. In particularly severe cases of denial maybe she finds the fake fingernail from the whore he’s banging in her own bed. She explains every separate piece of evidence away, and in fact, it is possible to dismiss individual strange occurrences and rationalize them away. People believe what they want to believe, after all. Sometimes it takes an objective friend with that afore-mentioned BS detector to help the poor wretch in denial connect the dots.
Obama supporters, grow up, please. It’s not about the specific words that Jeremiah Wright said and whether BHO agreed with them, not that anyone asked him which statements SPECIFICALLY he disagreed with. How about “Goddamn America?” The “KKK-USA”? That the government created AIDs to infect blacks? Chickens came home to roost on 9/11? Rather than some mealy-mouthed baloney about “disavowing controversial statements,” is it too much to ask for this guy to tell us the truth about what he believes? Tell us, oh Great One. Which statements specifically do you disagree with? If you didn’t know about your pastor’s racist, hateful, anti-American statements, why did you disinvite him from your announcement in February 2007? No, it’s not too much to ask for answers to those questions, but it doesn’t really matter. This silly parsing of individual statements misses the point. It’s not about the specific statements that this crazy anti-American fanatic made, even if Obama called him a “mentor.” It’s about a world view, world view that says “Amerika” is always wrong, “Amerika” is a racist, sexist, imperialistic force for greed and evil in the world. That far from being exceptional, America SUCKS! It’s Jeremiah Wright’s world view, and it has nothing to do with growing up as a black man in the 1950’s. It’s what white liberals, who never suffered under Jim Crow, believe, and it’s what Obama believes as well.
His supporters, many of whom mock Hillary Clinton for tolerating her cheating husband, are in denial about what their guy really is. It’s not about individual statements by some wackjob, phony pastor. It’s about being a member of the America-is-always-wrong club. It’s about wanting to give would-be headchopping Islamic fanatics the civil rights that the ACLU demands for American criminal suspects. Connect the dots. The anti-American pastor. The desire to appease our enemies by going hat in hand to them. The lippy broad he’s married to, Michelle Obama, who has the audacity to say she’s never been proud of her country until his campaign, and who whines “give us something,” despite getting a $200,000 raise after her husband got elected to the U.S. Senate (just a coincidence, nothing to see here).
This Obama character is one more reason that my work is never done.
Anybody who is fool enough to get into a war of words with that O’Brien chick has clearly demonstrated that they are just that; a plain ol’ fool! - Glenn Reynolds
