The Roberts Nomination: Top Ten Liberal Interest Group Bumper Stickers
Moments after President Bush nominated John G. Roberts, Jr. to fill the vacancy left on the Supreme Court by the retirement of Sandra Day O’Connor, the angry moonbat coalition of left-wing interest groups sprung into action, posting their hysterical ravings on their websites and spending George Soros’ and Barbra Streisand’s money on deceptive ads, hoping to define this fine jurist as a combination of the 3 S’s (Satan, Scalia and Starr). Can it possibly be long before we see the following bumper stickers? (Admit it, libs—you’ve been looking for something to cover up that hideous partially-scrapped off, faded Kerry-Edwards defacement.) Mark my words: the real rhetoric will make these slogans look sane.
1. John G. Roberts, Jr: Eric Rudolph’s Favorite Judge
2. Ask an Arroyo Toad: Judge Roberts is No Prince
3. Judge John Roberts: Just Another Dumb White Guy
4. Judge Roberts’ America: Eat a French Fry, Get Handcuffed
5. Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid: Roberts Reads the Constitution
6. John Roberts: He’s Way Too Good Looking
7. John Roberts: Not a Mainstream Judge Like Ruth Bader Ginsberg
8. Not So Fast, Roberts: We Aren’t Giving Up on Rove Yet
9. Bork Roberts: Durbin, Schumer and Kennedy Can’t All Be Wrong
10. John Roberts: He Admits He’s a Republican!
Posted by teri at July 20, 2005 04:00 PM